A pixel-art fried egg, the breakfast.money mascot
HIT QUOTA
OR IT'S
GAME OVER

breakfast.money is the outbound app that takes itself hostage. feed it dials. or it locks you out and eats your breakfast money.

TODAY'S PLATE 64%

it's draining. it's always draining.

how it works
THE HOUSE RULES
01

THE PLATE

Your daily quota of dials, connects and emails. Clear the plate, you eat. The meter drains in real time — it's always draining.

02

HANGRY MODE

Let the plate hit zero and the app locks you out. No CRM, no shortcuts, no dashboards — just one more dial to redeem yourself.

03

THE SHAKEDOWN

Bottom of the board buys breakfast. Your whole team watches it happen, live.

this week
Leaderboard
THE POT
updated live (allegedly)
£312
01 dana k. +£74
02 marcus +£51
03 priya +£40
11 you (so far) −£38
IF WE'RE ALL GOING TO EAT,
SOMEONE'S GOT TO SELL.
— Ken Griffin, Citadel